ALMOST AUGUST????

Alls I gotta say is DAYUMMMM. How in the world is it July 23rd already? We've taken a hiatus from giving updates for about about 6 weeks but you know what? I think we're back.

Anyway, tomorrow Ryan, David, Grace, and I are headed to Governours Island for the HARD NYC concert debuting MIAs newest album, MAYA, and all of her freaky protages. Should be exciting, pictures will follow!

Cheers for now

xo 

Des

summer.

looks like it's gonna be/has been a McCartney two kinda summer, check it:



p.s. my birthday just passed and i'm still lusting after this:

via bona drag, i most defos want.

stay cool kids!
x yani

Tame Impala

If I could find a beach in the area that wasn't littered with heroin needles this would be the track to accompany me on my visit. I'd probably be on the same shit as this guy.

tame impala - solitude is bliss from EL NINO on Vimeo.

Post apocalyptic surfer rock at its finest.

Peace, Soul, and Hair Grease

Ryan

Wear This - One Piece Suits

I think I have an obsession with swimwear because I NEVER get to wear it...Here's some hot one-piece picks that I've eyed today.....I bet if and when I ever get a chance to be on a beach, I'd rather wear nothing anyway.....

peez,
Des

Laundromat Saga

There's no convenient time to do laundry in New York.  To add to this, the majority of New Yorkers have a shit ton of clothes and next to no closet space.  Creating dirty laundry is like that evil little birdy screaming in your ear, at least for me it is, saying "when are you going to do laundry, you have no clean underwear, when are you going to find time to do this, what are you going to wear tomorrow if you don't do it......?" Now of course there are tons of ways to dodge doing laundry ie. not wearing underwear, wearing clothes you haven't worn in ages, going out and buying socks, however, there comes a time when you MUST work up the energy to gather alllllllll your dirty shit and plug to the laundromat........
Well let me tell you that I was in this very position on Monday.  Not only hadn't I don't laundry in, I would say, two months, but I also decided I would find another way around the conditions of doing laundry and DROP IT OFF FOR WASH N FOLD! wow who woulda thunk it.  Anyways, I had 27 lbs, I repeat TWENTY SEVEN POUNDS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY.
I come back to pick it up about three hours later and as I am walking in the door the lady that was folding my clothes was literally crying, I had made her very upset with my laundry.  She takes one look at me and gets up in my face screaming "TOO MUCH CLOTHE, PAY ME MORE, HOW LONG YOU WAIT TO DO LAUNDRY!? TOO MUCH UNDAWEA, YOU LAUNDRY TAKE TOO LONG, TOO MUCH UNDAWEA, TOO MUCH UNDAWEA!" (the larger font signifies heightened volume).
I proceeded to get very angry and loud back at her "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, I PAID YOU TO DO MY LAUNDRY, GET OUT OF MY FACE!" I then grabbed the remaining unfolded clothing off the table, she snatched them out of my hands and tried to start folding them again with her face wrinkled up and frowning, I snatched them back, yelled "CALM DOWN YOU PSYCHO" and got the F out of there!!
I just wanted to share my little laundry saga with you all.  Like Ryan always says, "its the greatest thing when reality is funnier than made up stuff" or something like that......

xxx Des

everyone WEAR THIS at the same party!

Have you ever been to a party where someone shows up wearing the same exact thing as you? 

A little embarrassing, yes.  Slightly annoying, definitely.  But something to let ruin your fun, 

HELL NAW!

Keep it movin ladies cuz chances are you both look hot in it.

Anyways, Ryan and I went to this party with our girls Ines and Sandy.  Not but 20 minutes after we arrive does this chick walk up with the same exact black and white blazer as Ines.  Shake it off and keep it movn...About 30 minutes after that a THIRD rolls in with the same exact blazer.

A little comic relief to lighten the situation and next thing you know, 

WE ALL WERE WEARING THE DAMN THING!

RIDE THIS

I am proud to present to you all, 

ROSS!

(as cliche as that is, being that its actually a Ross Bike)

I always wonder why everyone gives female names to their transportation devices.

Well mines a BOY! 

As a matter of fact, 

A RUDE BOY.

Happy Friday, 

Des