everyone WEAR THIS at the same party!

Have you ever been to a party where someone shows up wearing the same exact thing as you? 

A little embarrassing, yes.  Slightly annoying, definitely.  But something to let ruin your fun, 

HELL NAW!

Keep it movin ladies cuz chances are you both look hot in it.

Anyways, Ryan and I went to this party with our girls Ines and Sandy.  Not but 20 minutes after we arrive does this chick walk up with the same exact black and white blazer as Ines.  Shake it off and keep it movn...About 30 minutes after that a THIRD rolls in with the same exact blazer.

A little comic relief to lighten the situation and next thing you know, 

WE ALL WERE WEARING THE DAMN THING!

RIDE THIS

I am proud to present to you all, 

ROSS!

(as cliche as that is, being that its actually a Ross Bike)

I always wonder why everyone gives female names to their transportation devices.

Well mines a BOY! 

As a matter of fact, 

A RUDE BOY.

Happy Friday, 

Des

Party Time Posting

It's bout that time again. This Sunday, 04/18, bring your cardboard paper, baby powder, glow sticks, pacifiers, whistles, adidas track suit sets, and whatever else constitutes you getting that ass on the dance floor, and working out all them emotions, and feelings, and what not have yous. If I forgot anything please send me a friendly reminder in the comments section.

As they say location is everything so I'll mention it again:

No Malice Palace

197 E. 3rd St. btwn Ave A & B

No cover, drink specials, blah, blah, blah. You'll figure all that out when you show up.

Hear This

Yarbrough & Peoples. I'm on a Yarbrough rampage. No relation to the last Yarbrough but the same caliber of nastiness. Maybe they were all trained at the same school of funk.

Check out my man at 1:27 on the bass. I swear thats my same dance every time I hear this track. I think my play count for this track is in the mid hundreds. I could actually be considered a drug dealer for publishing this track cause you'll be addicted upon listening to this.
Name your children Yarbrough, hand them a bass guitar, a mic, get the grill going, and get ready to jam.

Hear This

Camille Yarbrough. I'm on her jock and you should be too.

Maybe it's cause I haven't had a real job for umpteenth months or cause I'm frustrated or both. Or maybe it's just cause this song is tastier than that last slice of your favorite cake. Either way, you need this song in your life. If for nothing other than the base line this song is deserving of a standing ovation. This track makes me wanna have a hard day at work so that I can come home, smoke a jay, and wax philosophically with my "chilrens" bout how the man is holding us down. You dig!

G11 HEAVEN

Here's some photo's from the last two weeks of my life.  Ryan and I kicked it at my Mom's for Easter, of course I forgot my cam, couple flip yo face's, celebration of Spadi's feature in a kick ass magazine, Yani came home, Ryan got some grills, we all had tons of work to do, Sarah and I went to the Science Museaum in Queens, and YEAH.  ENJOY!!

XXXXX DES

Worship Her

Just listen to that voice! Even talking, she's sex on wheels.  It's amazing how someone so beautiful and talented could stay under the radar for so long. She's one of the best kept secrets of the last 30 years. Even as the American Apparel culture picks up on her,  Ms. Davis has yet to receive her proper dues.

I would give anything to have a time machine to bring her to the present and guarantee her  all the success she was denied. The world wasn't ready for her then. Hell, I don't know if we could deal with it now. Maybe that's why she's a one of a kind. The best thing I can suggest is if you don't know bout this one, educate yourself. It's a worthwhile investment.

Peace and Hair Grease

Ryan

Wear This

It's not so much the labels as the look. In fact, fuck the labels! Mr. Kors is a robot and Loboutin's are affordable if you are a trust-fund baby (Kors on left, Loboutin on right). Yet, even as I bad mouth these evil conglomerates I fantasize owning either of these delectable shoes. I figure, if your gonna drink the koolaid make sure it's sweet.

Peace and Hair Grease

Ryan

Just a reminder that court is in session tonight at 10pm. Be there cause the judge is in the house and she's pounding the gavel on those dance tracks.

Everyone should know the addy by now, but just in case:

No Malice Palace
197 E 3rd St btwn Ave A & B
Look for the green light & black awning
Free to get in
Drink specials cheaper than most coat check in the city (honest, I've seen it)

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